So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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