All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Too much gin, very little bucket
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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