Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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