The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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