Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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