so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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