Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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