So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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