You really coming over, don't trick.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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