im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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