she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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