i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I skipped work to stalk him.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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