Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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