I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Of course I have a pirate flag
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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