Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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