He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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