Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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