We won't sleep together?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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