Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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