its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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