thus making me awesome and them whores
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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