I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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