I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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