The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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