is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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