Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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