I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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