a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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