There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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