Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
