My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Randomize
