And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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