You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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