the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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