Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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