he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
me + whiskey = a bad person
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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