Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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