You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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