We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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