Do you still have your period?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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