Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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