OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
It's just like the Real World with babies
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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