Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
no. you can't hotbox the world.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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