Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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