No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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