I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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