The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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