Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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