She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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