I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
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