Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
