So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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