tell your sister to shave her snatch
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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