When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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