i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize