we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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