I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Can I color on your dick again?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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