He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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